The RodentRavaging Ruse A Hagiographic Tale of Feline InterventionAs any student of...

The RodentRavaging Ruse A
Hagiographic Tale of Feline
InterventionAs any student of
biblical lore knows Noahs Ark
was more than just a vessel
for saving twobytwo creatures
from the Great Flood It was
also a storage facility for an
assortment of edibles to
sustain its inhabitants during
their watery sojourn However
as the story goes those pesky
rats were threatening to turn
the ark into a veritable
rodent restaurant But fear not
dear reader for this is where
the divine intervention
beginsAccording to Hebrew
legend Noah in desperation
turned to the Almighty with a
prayer God please help me
protect our food stores from
these ravenous rodents And God
ever the benevolent and
ingenious deity responded with
a most unexpected solution
With a wink of his eye and a
whispered word the lion yes
you read that correctly the
mighty lion sneezedNow as any
cat lover will attest theres
nothing quite like the sudden
appearance of a feline in an
unexpected situation to bring
joy and relief And so it was
with Noahs Ark As the lions
mighty roar or rather its
mighty sneeze subsided out
popped a sleek agile cat Its
mission clear to rid the ark
of those pesky rats and ensure
the survival of Noahs precious
provisionsThus began the
feline heros odyssey on the
ark With lightningquick
reflexes and an unyielding
determination our whiskered
friend set about dispatching
the rodent menace And so with
each successful pounce the cat
earned its place in the annals
of hagiography that is the
study of saints livesBut this
tale of feline bravery doesnt
end there For as we gaze upon
the cats purrfectly
providential intervention were
reminded of the countless
times God has used the most
unexpected agents to achieve
his divine purposes Whether it
be a lionturnedcat or a
donkeyturnedprophet hello
Balaam were forced to confront
the mysteries of a God who
delights in surprising us with
His cleverness and
creativityAnd so as we wrap up
this hagiographic tale of
rodentravaging ruse lets not
forget the enduring lesson
even in the most unlikely of
situations God can and will
use the most unexpected agents
to achieve His glorious
purposes

Edward Lance Arellano Lorilla

CEO / Co-Founder

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