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The Purrfect Life A Felines Guide to SlumberAs a cat Ive mastered the art of relaxation...
The Purrfect Life A Felines Guide to SlumberAs a cat Ive mastered the art of relaxation...
The Purrfect Life A Felines
Guide to SlumberAs a cat Ive
mastered the art of relaxation
In fact its estimated that a
significant chunk of my life
about 70 to be exact is spent
snoozing Yes you read that
right Seventenths of my feline
existence is dedicated to
catching ZsNow some might say
this is excessive Youre
sleeping too much they might
cry But let me tell you theres
no such thing as too much
sleep when youre a cat In fact
Id argue that its downright
superfluous to worry about the
number of hours I spend in
dreamlandThink about it my cat
brain is wired to conserve
energy and what better way to
do so than by recharging my
batteries during those long
leisurely snoozes Its not like
Im missing out on anything
crucial after all the world
doesnt need me awake and alert
at all times In fact sometimes
its best if Im just absentNow
dont get me wrong I do enjoy a
good cuddle session or
playtime with my human friends
But lets be real those are
just bonus activities to
brighten up the monotony of
cat life The real magic
happens when Im curled up in a
cozy ball paws tucked in and
nose pointed toward the
ceilingSo if youre one of
those humans who thinks cats
sleep too much I say try it my
way for a day See how
refreshing it is to simply let
go and surrender to the allure
of slumber You might just find
yourself purrfectly content
and superfluous worries be
darnedPurrsonal Note If youre
wondering what I do during
those 70 of sleep hours lets
just say it involves a lot of
subconscious planning for my
next nap or maybe even
plotting world domination just
kidding or am I
