
The Feline Fantasy A Day in the Life of a CatAs we go about our busy days its easy to...
The Feline Fantasy A Day in the Life of a CatAs we go about our busy days its easy to...
The Feline Fantasy A Day in
the Life of a CatAs we go
about our busy days its easy
to forget that some of us have
a very different idea of what
constitutes a workday Im not
talking about remote workers
or freelancers Im talking
about cats Those majestic
whiskered creatures who spend
most of their time snoozing
and snackingOn average a cat
will sleep for 16 hours a day
Thats right folks almost
twothirds of their waking life
is spent in slumber Its as if
theyre trying to make up for
all the catnapping they do on
our laps while were watching
TV or scrolling through our
phonesBut lets not forget that
even in their sleep cats are
still the epitome of elegance
and poise They can curl up
into a ball stretch out like a
furry comma or sprawl out like
a feline starfish all without
breaking a sweat or a
whiskerAnd then theres the
matter of their infamous
jabberwocky phase You know
that moment when they wake up
from a particularly deep sleep
and suddenly become alert and
awake as if to say Ah yes Ive
got this The world may be dark
and full of terrors but Im
ready for whatever comes next
with a good yawn and a stretch
naturallyIts almost as if
theyre saying Beware the
Jabberwocky my friends for it
is not just any ordinary cat
that shall wake from its
slumber Nay it is one who has
been schooled in the ancient
art of CatFu a discipline
that allows them to pounce on
unsuspecting toys and humans
alike with lightningfast
reflexes and an uncanny
ability to land on their
feetAnd so as we gaze upon our
feline friends sleeping
peacefully or notsopeacefully
let us remember that even in
their most languid moments
they are still the proud and
noble creatures we know them
to be capable of conjuring up
a jabberwocky or two whenever
the mood strikesPurrks and
Recs Next time you catch your
cat snoozing try not to wake
them Just sit back relax and
enjoy the show If youre
feeling adventurous try
channeling your inner
Jabberwock with some
felinethemed yoga poses just
be sure to hold onto something
sturdy those claws can get
mighty sharp And remember when
it comes to catnapping theres
no such thing as too much or
too little