
Purrfectly Ponderous A Feline Philosophers Take on Cat NapsAs I lay here surrounded by...
Purrfectly Ponderous A Feline Philosophers Take on Cat NapsAs I lay here surrounded by...
Purrfectly Ponderous A Feline
Philosophers Take on Cat
NapsAs I lay here surrounded
by the soft glow of the
afternoon sun I am reminded of
the ageold adage Cats are
notorious for their love of
sleep And Im not just talking
about any old cat Im talking
about me A feline philosopher
of discerning taste and
refined sensibilitiesIn fact
did you know that a staggering
70 of my life is spent in the
sweet embrace of slumber Yes
you heard that right SEVENTY
PERCENT Thats a whole lot of
zzzs And to all you
ignoramuses out there who
think cats are lazy let me
tell you were not lazy were
just conserving energy For
more important things like cat
nappingNow I know what youre
thinking But what about all
the other things cats can do
Like hunting or playing with
toys Ah yes those are indeed
noble pursuits But lets be
real folks theres no better
way to recharge ones batteries
than a good ol fashioned
catnapAnd dont even get me
started on the benefits of cat
napping Its like a
minivacation from the stresses
of feline life When Im
sleeping I can dream about
chasing laser pointers or
maybe even solving the
mysteries of the universe
which lets be honest are
probably too complex for
humans to understandBut in all
seriousness as a cat who
spends a significant portion
of my day snoozing Ive learned
that theres an art to it It
takes skill patience and a
keen sense of when its time to
wake up and get things done
like eating dinner or
pestering my human for
treatsSo the next time you see
me lounging in a sunbeam dont
assume Im just being lazy No
no Im actually hard at work
on my cat nap skills And trust
me its a lot harder than it
looksPurromise to keep
sleeping soundly and to never
compromise on the art of cat
napping